Welcome to Genshin Impact - A Parody of Welcome to the Internet

A hellish rollercoaster where I show you around the flaming fever dream that is Genshin Impact. The original song is Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham, I reused the instrumentals and wrote the lyrics of this parody myself. LYRICS: Welcome to Genshin Impact! Glide around the world Duel with a samurai or punch a hilichurl We’ll travel, and battle, unravel the lore Of a gacha system that is flawed to its core Welcome to Genshin Impact Amber is a meme Here’s a list of 18 reasons you need Bennett in your team There’s lawyers, and catgirls, and murderous gods 3 dogs and 7 different overworked broads Welcome to Genshin Impact Here’s a chest of loot All these artifacts are worthless but those primos are a beaut Pull children! Pull waifus! Pull men and pull twinks! I’m only joking here’s a claymore that stinks Welcome to Genshin Impact This quest is so cute Just watch Paimon talk for hours &#