fans: jungkook-oppa!
jungkook: i’m not your oppa!
fans: but you’re oppa to me!
jungkook: you keep calling me oppa!
fans: jungkookie-oppa! handsome oppa!
jungkook: from now on, our armys must bring id cards here, i’ll check them
seokjin: that’s right, show us your age.
seokjin: and one more thing, everyone who’s younger than me, don’t call me ‘seokjinie’. you got it?
fans: yep! seokjin-oppa!
jungkook, namjoon: seokjinie!
seokjin: last time a 02-liner girl called me ‘seokjinie’.
jimin: hyung, a 04-liner also did that to me. she was a middle schooler.
seokjin: a 02-liner called a 25-year-old ‘SEOKJIN-AH!!!!!’
jungkook: anyway, you have to bring your id card.
seokjin: that’s right, bring your id card and show us your age. if you don’t have an id card, bring your student card and ask ‘oppa, this is my age, can i call you ‘seokjinie’ once?’ (in formal language)
seokjin: those who don’t have id cards are all babies. you have to call us oppa.
yoongi: passport is accepted too. passport, id card, driver