Eminem - My Name Is - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke
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Song lyrics:
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
AHEM, EXCUSE ME
CAN I HAVE THE ATTENTION
OF THE CLASS
FOR ONE SECOND
HI, KIDS
DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE
WANNA SEE ME STICK
NINE INCH NAILS THROUGH
EACH ONE OF MY EYELIDS
WANNA COPY ME
AND DO EXACTLY LIKE I DID
TRY ’CID AND GET FUCKED UP
WORSE THAN MY LIFE IS
MY BRAIN’S DEAD WEIGHT
I’M TRY’NA GET
MY HEAD STRAIGHT
BUT I CAN’T FIGURE OUT
WHICH SPICE GIRL
I WANNA IMPREGNATE
AND DOCTOR DRE SAID
UH-UH
WELL, SINCE AGE TWELVE
I’VE FELT LIKE I’M SOMEONE ELSE
’CAUSE I HUNG MY ORIGINAL SELF
FROM THE TOP BUNK WITH A BELT
GOT PISSED OFF AND
RIPPED PAMELA LEE’S TITS OFF
AND SMACKED HER SO HARD
I KNOCKED HER CLOTHES
BACKWARDS LIKE KRIS KROSS
I SMOKE A FAT POUND OF GRASS
AND FALL ON MY ASS
FASTER THAN A FAT BITCH
WHO SAT DOWN TOO FAST
COME HERE, SLUT
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
GOD SENT ME TO
PISS THE WORLD OFF
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
MY ENGLISH TEACHER
WANTED TO FLUNK ME
IN JUNIOR HIGH
THANKS A LOT
NEXT SEMESTER
I’LL BE THIRTY-FIVE
I SMACKED HIM IN
HIS FACE WITH AN ERASER
CHASED HIM WITH A STAPLER
AND STAPLED HIS NUTS
TO A STACK OF PAPER
WALKED IN THE STRIP CLUB
HAD MY JACKET ZIPPED UP
FLASHED THE BARTENDER
THEN STUCK MY DICK
IN HER TIP-CUP
EXTRATERRESTRIAL
RUNNIN’ OVER PEDESTRIANS
IN A SPACESHIP
WHILE THEY SCREAMIN’ AT ME
NINETY-NINE PERCENT
OF MY LIFE, I WAS LIED TO
I JUST FOUND OUT
MY MOM DOES MORE
DOPE THAN I DO
I TOLD HER I’D GROW UP
TO BE A FAMOUS RAPPER
MAKE A RECORD ABOUT
DOIN’ DRUGS AND
NAME IT AFTER HER
YOU KNOW YOU BLEW UP
WHEN THE WOMEN
RUSH YOUR STANDS
AND TRY TO TOUCH YOUR HANDS
LIKE SOME
SCREAMIN’ USHER FANS
THIS GUY AT WHITE CASTLE
ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAPH
SO, I SIGNED IT
DEAR DAVE
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT
ASSHOLE!
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
STOP THE TAPE
THIS KID NEEDS TO
BE LOCKED AWAY
DOCTOR DRE
DON’T JUST STAND THERE
OPERATE
I’M NOT READY TO LEAVE
IT’S TOO SCARY TO DIE
I’LL HAVE TO BE CARRIED
INSIDE THE CEMETERY
AND BURIED ALIVE
AM I COMIN’ OR GOIN’
I CAN BARELY DECIDE
I JUST DRANK
A FIFTH OF VODKA
DARE ME TO DRIVE
ALL MY LIFE
I WAS VERY DEPRIVED
I AIN’T HAD A WOMAN IN YEARS
AND MY PALMS ARE
TOO HAIRY TO HIDE
CLOTHES RIPPED
LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK
I SPIT WHEN I TALK
I’LL FUCK ANYTHIN’ THAT WALKS
WHEN I WAS LITTLE
I USED TO GET SO HUNGRY
I WOULD THROW FITS
HOW YOU GONNA
BREAST-FEED ME, MOM
YOU AIN’T GOT NO TITS
I LAY AWAKE AND
STRAP MYSELF IN THE BED
WITH A BULLETPROOF VEST ON
AND SHOOT MYSELF
IN THE HEAD
I’M STEAMIN’ MAD
AND BY THE WAY
WHEN YOU SEE MY DAD
TELL HIM THAT
I SLIT HIS THROAT
IN THIS DREAM I HAD
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
HI! MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY