I NEED A MATSU! [Feat. Sedgeie]

Sedgeie approached me with this collab idea () and I absolutely could not refuse an opportunity to go 3000% overboard on another Osomatsu-san parody. I’m so sorry for what you are about to hear lol LYRICS: Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and i dream of what I need I need a Matsu I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night Don’t care bout his physique Or the fact he’s a Neet He’s gotta make me his unfortunate wife I need a Matsu I’m holding out for a Matsu ‘til the morning light Yes my standards are low But my heart’s bout to blow I gotta have that piece of shit in my life (shit in my life) Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy There’s a wimpy loser who is Desperate enough to date me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It’s gonna take a muppet man to sweep me off my feet Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear there’s a virgin pervert Watching me I would give anything in the world For our two hearts to join I can feel my love burn Like the fire in my loins Matsu I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night No I don’t give a fuck Kiss my happy ending goodbye Unemployed uneducated NEETs I am screwed for thirsting for these freaks I need a Matsu I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night Don’t care bout his physique Or the fact he’s a Neet He’s gotta make me his unfortunate wife Yes my standards are low But my heart’s bout to blow I gotta have that piece of shit in my life (shit in my life)