Why I should not write songs with my Hot Hand, Micro Synth and Boss Pedals

I decided to play with my pedals, I used a Boss DD-6 Digital Delay, Boss Super Chorus CH-1, Line 6 Tap Tremelo, Electro Harmonix Micro Synth, Danelectro Chorus, Boss Roland Space Echo RE-20, Soundblox Guitar Envelope Filter and Hot Hand and Boss Harmonist PS-6. Its a load of pretentious rubbish. If you like this don’t check out my bands Goonies Never Say Die, Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons or Ramonastone as they are better than this