I Read It On The Internet - Kraken Not Stirred

Release your inner Kraken: Lyrics: Open up your eyes and you’ll see the truth It’s all right there, you don’t need any proof It’s written by experts so you know it’s right This guy’s even got his own website. How much more legit do you think it can get? They don’t let just anybody post on the net You won’t believe what’s behind the scenes JFK abducts aliens to test vaccines And the 5G rays that Stonehenge emits Magnetize moscovium inside the pyramids There’s a chip in my brain made of titanium I’m not saying it’s aliens but it’s aliens I know it’s true ’cause I read it on the Internet A UFO landed in the White House kitchenette Bigfoot got out and t