THE ANSWERS - By Michael Goode and Daniel Lissing

- What time is it? Wait, wait, wait. I know this. - Nathan. Can you say yes? Say yes. - How’d it happen? So that’s it? Goodbye... - Aha. See? You’re getting it. - Wait. I get to know everything about my life now, don’t I? The Answers - Okay. Who stole my mongoose (bike)? Oh fucking asshole. That was my favorite bike. Was Jessica Parcils cheating on me? I knew it. Oh. What happened to Sam? - Eat. - Looking good, buddy. What’s the closest I came to buried treasure? - Hey. No one touches this till winter. - No, skip it. Next question. What about that one time. What’s the closest I came to getting attacked by a shark? 460 foot (140 metres) - That’s miles away. No, that one time. Okay. How many waves did I surf? 1