a cuckhold’s refrain - peppermint patty

i got the beef you got the cheese i’ll be the cuck you be the tease i got the pep you got the ched you and my wife me in my shed now she’s gone she’s out of my life if i had known just one night would cuck me out of my own home who’d have thunk that i’d be all alone i am the grub drunk in the tub rinse off my tears scrub a dub dub i am the pep i am the ched blow out the brains from my own head