its 13 February, tomorrow is kinda lady “send me a postcard with “roses are red“ poem“ day, so let today be MANLY day !
Feel Manly my Friends !
if you have questions or wishes, dont ask in comments,
i cant read ans answer them all :(
write me a PM on YouTube, or Facebook or twitter
thanks goes to Vincent, for killing my grammar Mistakes, and to
for creating to my the dinosaur Pic :)
(reasons for delay = before Christmas system crash : i must re install all, lost actual project data, was pissed and demotivated :/
also i wanted to get Irish fiddle sound, but my keyboard was not able to produce that good enough, so Piano it must be.
Text :
i am a manly man,
im manlier than the women (the most)
i can drink true entire night
and still be ready to fight
i’m not afraid of hard work
i can eat steaks with just one fork
2x You wanna go to shoping ?
i prefer to fight a Orc !
when thieves robbing a house at night
and are thinking that i’m gonna run
but i keep my pillow under my gun
invaders ? sounds like fun !
just when im getting sick and ill
i must rest weeks in Bed
2x so bring me food and beer and Chill
or do you want me dead ?
and when I go with a knife to gun fight
i win it, without a doubt
a living grizzly bear is under my bed
he’s my carpet and my pet
Spinach ? if i want iron,
i’ll just melt me one cup
2x i clean my ass with sandpaper
when there´s no paper left
a man, a manly man,
he can cut knife with just a piece of butter
a man, a manly man,
is shaving beard with chainsaw while he shits, it doesn’t matter !
a man, is manly man,
to all the questions he will Answer “Yes i can!“
Can you jump from real height with chance of suicide
only reason to show that you dare ?
can you park a car in a spot of the size
of the car that you want to park there ?
Do you fight with no reason, and always when drunk,
just to show the world yours drunk-fu
And if someone is still not impressed yet,
you show them your truly YOU
Do you see the manly genitals
in the nature everywhere ?
and you feel sexy,
no matter how you look !
do you drink to just get drunk ?
Is your parfum living skunk ?
fear of spiders ? HA
it’s bullshit from some boooks
woman want to make us feel good ?
just come naked, bring some food
Clean the House ? Ha
i’d rather build new one!
First aid kit ?
you mean duck tape !
Romantic dinner ?
i escape !
riding Dinosaur
while fighting mutant apes !
we love big things, that can explode
with Steam, sharp metal and some oil
we like it big, we like it loud
when we get dirty, we are proud !
we never stop even when it’s to late
others feel sorry i feel great
and we don’t care, if things go wrong
we broke the stuff cuz we are strong !
even my Brain got muscle power
you need an year, where i need hour !
i dance on bricks and sleep on the floor
you say please stop ? i say give more !
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