Super Cracking Spine Relief* Chronic Back & Neck Pain* “ASMRish“ Sleep Chiropractic.
Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy
This Morning’s Yoga feels like an abduction
alien
I’ve always wanted to be captured by the mothership
So you can imagine my excitement when 3 bright lights forming a triangle rolled through my neighborhood
(a few days before this video)
The ship was sleeky deeky
Chrome shiny silvery with no discernable seams, no rivets or bolts or trim
Definitely a mold and brand spanking new 2022
The ship stopped directly in front of my house, obviously intentional, and I knew
I was going for a ride
THEN
to my surprise I realized
the “beam me up Scotty“ light hit me in the chest
it was also a tranquilizer
I was locked in paralysis from toenail to eyelash... not gonna lie
kind of liked it...
Ther