One of my favourite scenes ever: the “cockney rhyme“ demonstration from Guy Ritchie’s Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I know Rory. He’s not
to be underestimated.
He’s a funny-looking
fucker, I know.
You’ve got to look past the hair
and cute cuddly thing.
It’s a deceptive façade.
A few nights ago
his roger iron busted.
He’s gone down the battle
cruiser to watch the football.
No one’s watching the custard,
so he switches the channel.
A fat geezer’s north opens.
He wanders up
and turns the Liza over.
“Fuck off and watch it
somewhere else.“
He knows claret is imminent,
but he doesn’t
want to miss the game.
Calm as a coma, pick
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