Cruelty Squad - Magnet Maleficence

Previously devasted by the great controlled depopulation operation (sponsored by Godhead Industries), the swamp lands of the southern territories are ripe for treasure hunting. Your stock portfolio is titillated at the thought of what lies beneath. Wade through radioactive sewer water in search of trinkets and baubles, using your experimental 900-exawatt low power nuclear fissure magnet. Pack your iodine and Luvetren, you’ll need all the protection you can get.