Hunter Bidens crack probed after Capitol walkout

Hunter Biden was in Washington DC, briefly, to make a surprise appearance at a House Oversight Committee held as part of the ongoing impeachment probe into father Joe’s many, many, many alleged irregularities. The junior Biden had been called to give a private deposition, which he refused, and then turned up to give public testimony, which Congress refused, instead threatening to hold him in contempt. His unannounced arrival was followed, rather quickly, by an unexpected withdrawal, a prophylactic against a particularly virulent line of questioning by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. This unwarranted (literally) appearance and disappearance has only inflamed those calls to hold him in contempt. Yet, few were willing to pass up the opportunity to probe Hunter further. As swarms of reporters, journalists and CNN employees surrounded Hunter on all sides, one dared to ask the important questions. Sadly, we may never know exactly how Hunter enjoys his crack. At least not without watching all those nude rehab/prostitute/suspicious piles of cash videos. Again.