Down Periscope Welcome Aboard tattoo on penis

As young ensign Lt. Commander Dodge became so intoxicated he tattooed “Welcome on board“ on his penis... This example of creativity has impressed Rear Admiral Dean, and he commissions Dodge with command of an obsolete Balao class Diesel submarine. Dean was worried about the possibility that a similarly creative enemy captain could evade the high tech nuclear might of America’s Nuclear submarine fleet and commissions a war game. I don’t own the intellectual property of Down Periscope it is a trademark of 20