GOD OF WAR: THE MUSICAL [by Random Encounters]

An original song by Random Encounters Kratos isn’t just the God of War -- he’s his own worst enemy! Watch us PLAY God of War on REplayed ➤ GET THE SONG ON SPOTIFY ➤ APPLE MUSIC ➤ AMAZON ➤ BLOOPERS ➤ RECORDING ➤ Mix & mastering by FamilyJules. Watch his videos here ➤ (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Hit the Bell and Watch us Weekly! HELP US MAKE MUSICALS ☞ ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ ➥ ======================= LYRICS: I’M THE GOD OF WAR! KILLED PANTHEONS GALORE! THOSE WIMPS ATOP OLYMPUS AND THEIR ALLIES ARE NO MORE! I HAVE SLAIN THEM WHERE THEY STAND, NOW I’M KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND AS A TITAN-KILLING, BLOOD-SPILLING, MIGHTY GOD OF WAR! I’M THE GOD OF WAR, A CHAMPION OF YORE! I SLAY A LOT AND WEIGH A LOT- ALL MUSCLE, THOUGH, I’M SURE! I HAVE CLIMBED THE HIGHEST PEAK- -ONE THAT DWARVES THOSE THAT ARE GREEK- ALL THOSE GODS YOU SLEW? I KILLED THEM, TOO, CAUSE, I’M THE GOD OF WAR! I’M THE GOD OF WAR, OF BLOOD AND GUTS AND GORE! I’VE KILLED A MILLION VILLAINS- -YES, YOU’VE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE… ALL MY ENEMIES ARE DEAD- -ONCE OR TWICE, WE’VE KEPT THE HEAD- I’M THE FAMOUSLY- -AND SHAMELESSLY -VINDICTIVE GOD OF WAR! I RAIZED ALL OF RHODES AND ATLANTIS! I SET FREE EVERY CURSED VALKYRIE! NO ORACLE, ELF, OR ENCHANTRESS STANDS A CHANCE IN A BATTLE WITH ME! I HAVE BRAVED CHARON’S DOCKS, BROKEN OATHS AND SHATTERED LOCKS TO UNSEAL PANDORA’S BOX, ALL ON MY OWN! I SEE NO USE IN POINTLESS BRAGGING, THOUGH LAST WEEK, I KILLED A DRAGON~ PLACED ITS HEAD BESIDE THE HELMS OF FALLEN FOES FROM ALL NINE REALMS. I’VE BEATEN GODS BOTH GREEK AND NORSE, A FEW YOU HAVEN’T MET OF COURSE, AND SHOUTED MYSELF HOARSE WHILE CALLING “BOY!” I’M THE GOD OF WAR WITH QUITE THE BLOODY LORE! I KILLED DOZENS OF MY COUSINS- -AND I THRASHED THE SONS OF THOR! I’VE LEFT EVERY EARTHLY BEAST BADLY WOUNDED OR DECEASED. YOU’RE A CRUSTY, OLD, DOMESTICATED- ANGSTY, OVER-COMPENSATED- MUFFIN-TOPPED, DEBILITATED- GOD OF WAR!