When I’m Elected President

High-quality studio recording of this song is on my album, When I’m Elected President: Anarchy in DC now! #RunWithRovics This song is the first salvo in my 2016 presidential campaign. More coming... Lyrics: When I’m Elected President When I’m elected President the first thing that I’ll do Nationalize all the banks and give all the money to you Raise taxes on the rich until there are no rich any more My government’s first priority will be to win the class war When I’m elected President I’ll make housing a human right With the Party in control of the Congress that won’t be a difficult fight Folks can move out from under the bridges into the vacation homes of the gentry There will be no hungry children, not in my 21st century When I’m elected President we will modernize the country Solar panels on every rooftop, windmills in every county Flat Earth Society members will have to see that the world is round Coal, oil, uranium will all have to stay underground When I’m elected President drug prohibition will end The livelihood of towns no longer will depend On jailing millions for the crime of getting high On imprisoning the poor for trying to get by When I’m elected President we’ll use old tanks for flowerpots Turn West Point into a garden, we’ll call it an anarchist plot We’ll bring all the soldiers home, put them to work building railways The pace of my government’s transition plan will inspire and amaze When I’m elected President we’ll turn the country on its face When my government gets going you won’t recognize the place Ecotopian equality, we start building in November When Election Day comes around, you just remember When I’m elected President