Tim Minchin - Fat Children (with Lyrics)

Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children You will regret it when they’re in their teens Macca’s might shut them up now that they’re seven But they wont forgive you When they’re getting picked last for PE Dont you see? Boombalada motherfucker Have you noticed that your kids are fat? What you gonna do about that? What you gonna do? So you’re telling me that your family Has a history of obesity You got a polycystic ovary You say “its just the way God made me“ Its unlikely, statistically To be a physical thing But either way it dont explain why you Are in the queue at Burger King You can blame it on biology You can blame your physiology You can point to genealogy And your social anthropology You can say you are an ectomorph That you just cant get the kilos off Well you can be what you wanna be But stop feeding your boy KFC He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three He looks like a