Base used is from Gumitears:
Despite the fact that both of my OC’s are somehow pretty solid designs with no outrageous characteristics (with, I guess one glaring exception in regards to Chuckles’ “canon“ forelegs, but that’s what you get when you let /mlp/ design your OC) I do have a deep and abiding love for overdesigned, oversaturated, overpowered OCs, so this is my love song to all of them. And it’s original title “I Love Your Cringe OC; Make More“ should absolutely be taken literally. Gimme more, friends.
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Fillies and gentlemen,
I’d like to welcome you back to 2010
Again,
Please get out your notebooks and your glitter pens;
The globe won’t go to shit again
This time.
This timeline’s different;
Are you listenin?
This time steada quivering
We’re stepping in.
Instead of backing down like bitches,
We’re gonna counter back with
A vengeance,
So can I please have your attention
For a minute friends?
Gents: this is the strategy
I need you bastards to follow me;
Quick! Andale! Rapidly!
Shift from canter to galloping;
Down to crafts closet;
Grab the markers, whatever’s closest :
Crayons, glitter, a Wacom tablet,
Macaroni and have at it.
Why? Our Mary Sues are gonna save the world, at least with luck
So get your crayons out,
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Crayola, the whole pack,
’Cause rainbow is the new black.
Take over then makeovers;
You fake posers. I drew that:
Half pony, and half plant,
Half magic, and half damned,
Half demon, and half angel,
Half zebra, and half pangolin,
Half Wendigo, half Timberwolf,
Half Pikachu, half Symbiote,
Half samurai, half gnu,
Over nine thousand percent Mary Sue!
Power level is off the charts when I
Take pencils and start to start, and I
I break insults; I’m basically art Chrysalis.
Neighsayers aren’t kissin my nuts then
I start squishin ’em.
One eye cherry and the the other berry blue.
Beat Twilight in a magic duel when she was barely two.
Dragonfly wing, I mentioned she’s a fairy too?
Plus a vampony, but she’s super nice (uwu).
All of her friends say she’s very cute.
My theology professor in school was named Jerry Root.
(Not important but very true and
Truthfully I needed one more line to rhyme there
And carry through.)
Let’s fuckin’ move like its fisticuffs;
Put a marker in my hooves
So.
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Scenecore when I want her to be seen more.
Rainbow mane with frosted tips, you can be sure.
Coat black like Dracula’s cape,
Buck it let’s give her a cape;
Maybe a choker moar.
Put some glasses on that bitch;
Bitches love glasses!
Plus a plaid skirt like she she goes to fuckin’ classes.
Stripey socks, a couple of body marks,
Plus some piercings and some scars to show that she parties hard.
Get some freckles on her face;
Bitches love freckles!
Now let’s dapple up those flanks,
Get ’em nice and speckled.
Ignore the hecklers, and heck to em all;
Spectacle’s sorta my song;
Bet that my character’s are special.
You say that I’m embarrassing, that I’m so fucking cringe.
You think I even care what you think? You a fuckin’ bitch:
Too afraid of your friends
To even play pretend.
You run away; my sparklepony runs the internet.
So get your hooves up in the air for you know what:
You know who, glitter griffons and the sparkle pups!
Stickers everywhere and elmers in my wine cup.
We don’t care;
So
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.