Buff TF2 Mercs but they left a long time ago

I like watching videos of buff tf2 mercs shaking their booty cheeks. I don’t know why, but when I click on a video and see a buff tf2 merc shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the buff tf2 merc as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see buff tf2 mercs twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the buff tf2 mercs twerking aggressively. Song is Tick Tock by Joji