Metal Corrosion (Коррозия Металла) - SPID (AIDS) live in MCS (1992)

On the first of June 1992, at the Green Theater in Gorky Park, Moscow, a group of veterans of gruesome metal mayhem, who had battled alongside hordes of iron Lucifers and ranks of diverse bottles, gathered for an event organized by “Metal Corrosion Band” called ’Hellish Abortion’ (Адский Аборт). This event was dedicated to the release of their third album, ’Sadism,’ and in support of the International Children’s Day. ’Metal Corrosion band’ was supported by ’Aria,’ ’KPP,’ ’.,’ and ’Kroner.’ On that day, many metalheads, both male and female, first surprised and then genuinely frightened their less progressive parents by expressing a firm desire to ’go for an abortion.’ Tearful pleas were in vain—people were eager to participate in this hellish event and flocked to the Gorky Park (Central Park of Culture and Leisure) for Mass Hellish Action. While the musicians were still tuning their instruments, a beer and vodka revolt broke out among the crowd, threatening to turn into a great drunken revelry due to the scorching weather, and the accredited individuals behind the scenes managed to deplete their fresh beer supplies (as breweries were operating at triple capacity that day). After the opening performances by supporting and guest bands, the stage resounded with the heavy footsteps of veterans of morbid horrors, led by the dreadful Lucifer. This time, the audience was in for something entirely out of the ordinary. The horrifying ’Metal Corrosion Band’ show began! Two incredibly grotesque creatures, bearing a remote resemblance to bloodthirsty pterodactyls, soared in the air at both ends of the stage. Suspended from the ceiling was an intricately crafted model of a pregnant woman, who would be used to demonstrate the lightning-fast ’Hellish Abortion’ at the end of the performance. During this show, ’Corrosia’ unveiled their new album, ’Sadism,’ which was selling like hotcakes at the concert’s rock shop. Therefore, apart from their traditional hits like ’Russian Vodka,’ ’The Devil Is Here,’ and others, the band mainly played songs from this album. Prior to the concert, a clueless journalist from ’Izvestia’ tried to approach the sex star named ‘Pyshka’ (booty babe), but he was promptly thrashed—Borov gave him a good beating with hot frying pans. As soon as Pauk, Borov, Kostyl, and Yascher took the stage, the audience rose to their feet, and for several minutes, nothing could be heard over the deafening cheers and whistles (the fans warmly welcomed their idols). It’s hard to describe the spectacular performance of this band accurately. It’s better to see it with your own eyes because it’s utterly impossible to even remotely convey the atmosphere of dark revelry and intoxicating frenzy that ’Metal Corrosion Band’ emanates. ’Hellish Abortion’ featured all the coolest elements that the band had been demonstrating for several years. A coffin containing a defeated AIDS-ridden corpse and the gruesome Krueger, nude girls—it was all there. The wild Dwarf named Volodya, who consumed vodka directly from the bottle, was shouting that Pauk didn’t leave enough for him. After performing the song ’Sadism’ (twice as fast as on the LP), a naked Pyshka addressed all the girls, urging them not to commit such atrocities as abortion and to have more sex. Soon, the Night Wolves Motor Club members arrived and confiscated several hundred urinals at the entrance to the Green Theater. Girls in the audience, having listened to ’Metal Corrosion Band’ songs, started undressing and having sex with metalheads and demobbed soldiers. The finale of the show left everyone without exception astounded. Lucifer, in a split second, slashed open a massive belly with a sword, from which a repulsive embryo-fetus, carried by the chief security Slava Kvadrat, tumbled out amidst a pile of feathers and filth. The wretched creature was immediately torn apart and devoured by ’Metal Corrosion Band’ members. Then, Pauk climbed onto the woman who appeared to be ’bleeding’ and violently raped her until he fell down along with the detached buttocks, vagina, and legs of this prostitute. Kostyl ripped off her arms, and the other parts of her pregnant body were thrown into the crowd (Anatoly, as the author-performer, gave an autograph to some fans who had managed to obtain a piece of her vagina two hours later at Savelovsky Station). A minute later, it was all over, and only Kostyl, who enjoyed swinging on what was left of the woman, wildly waved his arms, rolled his eyes, and yelled something. The show ended, and the operation was successful. However, for a long time afterward, Gorky Park echoed with explosions of cries and horrifying screams from mystical personalities. The show was over, but the Hellish Abortion continued...