Max Payne: Paynis in the Butt to the Max

And now, here’s my testament to ripping off kitty0706 because I’m an uncreative twat. But anyway... So recently, I had just finished a game that I seriously needed to get down to playing at this point (especially considering it’s nearly 15 years old), Max Payne 1. While I felt satisfied by the conclusion of the game, I didn’t really expect myself to get these random ideas placing Max in one situation or another, just because there was so much potential with things in this game to use. As a matter of fact, I got so many of them to the point where I decided that I just had to put these down in the form of a video, because I thought the end result could probably be quite entertaining to myself as well as others. So, since this video took me about a week’s worth in total (along with having to do my GCSE exams of course), enjoy! For the skits I imagined in my own head, I tried to replicate them as close as possible as I could, and I hope you like them (but of course just be sure to point out what you thought was shit otherwise i’ll stay shit kthanxbye). Because of the endless stream of ideas I could use for a video like this, some skits I had in my head were scrapped, either due to the fact I didn’t know what I could do with them therefore they ended up being unfunny, and because I didn’t want to drag this video out for longer than I thought. One skit I produced even went unused and didn’t make the final cut, whether I’ll upload it or not depends on how I feel personally and what others think. Fun Fact: Did you know that the thing that stalled this video the longest was the fact I couldn’t think of a damn title for it? Why is that so hard for something as simple as this? Even then the final title still sounds shit. Music used: 0:00 Max Payne OST - A Cold Day In Hell 0:21 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up 0:41 Enya - Only Time 2:01 Never Stop Speedcore (that’s literally what the video on youtube is called, I don’t know the actual name of the song. I literally just searched for speedcore and I thought the first result I got would do) 2:43 Cascada - Everytime We Touch (AKA cringy deviantart shipping slideshow theme song) 3:00 Marvel Vs. Capcom 1 Versus Theme 3:49 Dragonforce - Through The Fire And Flames 4:00 Radiohead - Just 4:23 T2 - Heartbroken 4:44 Metal Gear Solid 2 OST - Game Over/Mission Failed Credits (I take nothing for these of course): Max Payne © Property of Remedy Entertainment and Rockstar Games. Kiniro Mosiac (anime) © Studio Gokemi (please don’t bother asking me anything about the anime, I literally just got it for the video because it was another samey-harem-schoolgirl anime I could use to make fun of haha) JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (2012 anime) © David Production One-Punch Man (anime) © Madhouse Super Mario Bros. © Nintendo Assorted Music © Property of the various artists I listed beforehand. And anything else is respective of their original owners. Oh, and before you ask, the navy seal copypasta guy on the phone was voiced by me. Who else? I’m fucking lonely as shit sob sob KMS