Karate Comeback: My 15-Year Hiatus Adventure 🥋🏅 (Memories from 2013)

Hey there, fellow humans of the internet! 🖐️ Gather ’round for a tale that’s not exactly a blockbuster, but it’s mine. So, back in 2013, after a break that’s longer than your average TV series hiatus, I dusted off my karate gear. 🕸️🥋 No cape, just a karategi. With a few months of retraining that probably looked like a hilarious montage from a B-movie, I thought, ’Why not hit up a local tournament?’ 🏆🥋 Spoiler alert: I didn’t morph into Bruce Lee, but hey, I snagged a gold medal in kumite. No, I didn’t discover a secret technique; it was just sweat, a bit of luck, and a solid punch or two. Look, I won’t pretend I faced down a dragon or anything, but it’s the small victories that count, right? So here’s to my ’comeback’ that was more like a groggy morning wake-up call than a superhero origin story. 🌅🦸‍♂️ And guess what? This isn’t an epic saga—it’