Welcome To My Bath House - A Comedy Parody by Deven Green

Angela Landsbury offers up some real jacuzzi fun with more bubbles on the way. (c)2012 Deven Green -Welcome to My Bath House-- Laaa dee daa de da dee da! La de daa de da de da! Bedknobs, boomsticks-- and bathouse juice. I murder my palms, and then I write about it! Murder, she smote. Squeegee; rub on lust, wipe off seminal vesicle fluids. Oh I created limericks, AC/DC rhyme. The knee bone’s connected to the saddlebag! I like to rub exercise on me HOT POCKETS! Hand hair removes leg hair. Skanks, I turned my weekend hobby into a profession, it’s not like I needed more training. Make a wish... ..bone. I hope you don’t break. Snap. I like to make other body parts jealous by just rubbing one side. Beauty and the beef... there, other elbow, take that! Ass-crack cleavage. I need two hands to think. If i discourage prostitution, then I’m just a slut. It feels like I have the features of a man, but I just have a handsome nasial-labial fold. My jaw can actually