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This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help?
It’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader) Reconstructin’ the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar, Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Tell them motherfuckers ’bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet,
Death Star drive-by!
And we’ll beat the Rebels
’cause their skills ain’t shit!
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Ah, you’re just jealous
’cause my black dick’s thicker.
Yo! Tell ’em Chewie,
last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Shut the fuck up man! Leia’s my sister!
The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister.
Luke! Use the force before intercourse,
but Luke! Don’t forget!
Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks! (Ohh!)
Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain’t shit, his head’s cut up and split!
He’s slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!) No one brings it worse to this fuckin’ universe!
(Rebels!) Luke: You know we’ll fucking win, ’cause we’ll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!) I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!) You also feel Vader’s dick in you. BIATCH!
Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore, trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I’m a gay man’s golden fantasy!
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