HONEST Porsche Commercial

this video is an honest fan made commercial for porsche vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make contact email: contact email: Dytastic34@ ------------------------------------ Voice-over: JessyCauseyVO@ youtube: ------------------------------------- Song used: in my bag - S.O. ------------------------------------- mods: ------------------------------------- special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the porsche taycan porsche panamera porsche cayanne porsche 911 Audi RS7 link to their site: ------------------------------------- special thanks to Spoolingdiesel for providing the tesla model 3 link to their site: ------------------------------------- script: This Is what you look for in a romantic partner We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity Mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years But we are on the other side of history now We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring we don’t always make sense For example We could’ve easily moved the engine to the middle but nooo we had to keep it in the back, because we hate how accurate the beetle comparisons are We also made the tycan, turbo S Which is actually electric hey at least our bodygaps don’t belong under a birthing gown But our mature audience appreciates those details They don’t buy a porsche to learn how to race They buy a Porsche after they’ve crashed their bmws except or adam although for some reason they’re obsessed with aircooled engines They spend tens of thousands to gain a few horses If air cooled engines were actually better we wouldn’t have stopped making them We make cars for everyone We have the cayanne which is an actual SUV Even though the first gens spent their lives as content making machines for youtubers We have the panamera Which is like if the RS7 and the S-class had a baby Assuming those two were first cousins We have the cayman Which is the porsche you get if you want to bully miatas on the highway If they don’t have the ebay package of course We also have the 918 Which is an actual supercar But id stay away from dubai We’re currently working on our own fuel Which will hopefully save the planet The same planet which that one guy tried to take over We’ve also tried to take over VW alot we’re currently in a confusing space where we both own and are owned by VW at the same time At this point even we can’t tell who’s fucking who Porsche If it aint broke Don’t fix it stop correcting people when they say porsche not porsche, no one cares also Stop saying your cars are technically supercars Supercars aren’t based on technicalities #ad #porsche #car tags: DYTASTIC,honest porsche commercial,honest beamng commercial,porsche commercial,ad,porsche ad,honest commercial,porsche,911,944,959,porsche cayanne,porsche cayman,porscche mcan,porsche taycan,electric,porsche panamera,918,air cooled,boxer,flat engine,beamng honest commercial,beamng commerial,drifting,car,off-road,2024,car crash game,bemng,beamng drive,beamng drive crashes,car game,mercedes,porsche mission x,mission x