Starbomb - Pokémon Smash or Pass (Live Performance)

⭐ Pre-Order Album and Merch ▸ 💣 Pre-Save the album ▸ 💥 Stream “Pokémon Smash Or Pass“ ▸ Filmed at Ninja Sex Party’s 15 Year Anniversary Digital Concert. LYRICS Dan: Hey there Arin, how you doing? There’s a hot new thing that’s brewin’ All the people wanna know how far would you go With a Pokémon smash or pass, my bro There’s over a thousand for you to choose from I’m sure if you tried you could maybe find one That would catch your eye, if the vibe was right Keep an open mind, let’s give it a try Dan: Pikachu Arin: SMASH Dan: Charizard Arin: SMASH Dan: Squirtle Arin: SMASH Dan: Spoink? Arin: OH MY GOD SMASH! Dan: Ok hold up, do you know what “smash” means It means you want to cream all in that Pokémon’s jeans So mix in a “pass” and then you won’t seem So desperate to sleep with anything that breathes Arin: Oh, ok I get it Dan: My man, here we go Dan: Tyranitar Arin: Smash Dan: Blastoise Arin: Smash Dan: Politoed Arin: Smash Dan: Cradily Arin: Smash Dan: Ok it really wasn’t your level of excitement that was the problem, Arin It’s that you were saying “smash” to everything Arin: Oh ok sorry, I’ll think harder about it next time Dan: No problem, here we go Diglett Arin: …Smash Dan: know what? That’s all right I don’t want to come off like I’m being uptight I was just unaware of your ravenous appetite To have sex with little creatures with names like Magnemite Arin: Smash Dan: OK, let’s approach this again Just pass on everything that’s not an absolute ten Can you do that for me? Like if I said Klefki Arin: Smash Dan: Really the fuckin keys? Arin: Yeah Dan: They’re just a bunch of keys! Arin: Smash Dan: Gloom Arin: Smash Dan: Seel Arin: Smash Dan: Muk Arin: Smash Dan: Spheal Arin: Smash Dan: Arin what’s the deal? Arin: Smash Dan: You can’t smash deals Arin: Smash Come on, Dan. Who doesn’t like deals? As far as I’m concerned, I’m just keeping it real Dan: Ok, let’s go for one last round Your shocking need to plow never ceases to astound So let’s widen out the circle and see if we have found The one thing you won’t allow to knock your junk around Dan: A chessboard Arin: Smash Dan: A small gourd Arin: Smash Dan: A 2014 Honda Accord Arin: Smash Dan: A green lime Arin: Smash Dan: A large mime Arin: Smash Dan: Half a bowling ball and the concept of time Arin: Smash/Smash Dan: An inflatable raft Arin: Smash Dan: A Boeing aircraft Arin: Smash Dan: The frozen mustache of former president Taft Arin: Smash Dan: A potato fully loaded that was left and eroded On a road in South Dakota with a smell that exploded Like a commode in which a constipated Yoda overflowed it With his swampy-ass chode so your nose became corroded Arin: Smash Dan: Wow…what about me? Arin: Pass Dan: Awwww